We were watching the last debate between Obama and McCain...
Brother(10 years old): Eh..I am voting for Obama for sure.
Me: Interesting thought. May I ask why?
Brother: I don't like McCain. McCain will ban abortion which is silly of course.
Me: who told you that?
Brother(In a worldly tone) : Why, everyone is talking about it.
Me: Umm, do you know what the word "abortion" means?
Brother(huffing): Are you mocking me? of course I know what "abortion" means.
Me: What does it mean?
Brother: Women's right to vote. The nerve of McCain!