When a woman loses a tool bag in space

Many of us probably watched the video of the female astronaut who lost a tool bag in space:



Now here are some priceless comments on the video:

-So now what! Shall we all on earth start wearing a security helmet? Shishhh!

-*on earth somebody gets hit in the head* OW! WHAT THE HELL?!?!

-Houston :: send up another Shuttle with a tool bag ... ASAP.

-"umm. mission control, tell Arizona to lookout"

-Stupid #@%&*, she should be restricted to making astronaut sandwiches and cleaning the inside.

-Looks like it was done on purpose...
->unlike your birth which was a total accident.
->Or your existence which is a useless one.

-Women, know your limits...

-I'm just glad she wasn't drivin

-This is why you don't put a woman to do a man's job. Shouldn't she be doing the dishes inside the space station or cleaning the male astronaut's laundry? What the hell is she doing out there.

-Get back in the kitchen dummy.

-Dang...MacGyver could figure out how to get it back!!! haha...o well no use cryin over spilt milk :)

-Hey, I just got hit by a wrench that fell from the sky! Can I sue NASA for this or can I just sue the astronaut that lost her stupid tool bag????

-What a charming mistake she made. Brings me back believe in womankind space traveling. A small mistake for Mrs. Stefanyshyn-Piper, but a great for mankind. I really appreciate this, I love and admire her. Too lot of space events are perfect, masculine, patriotic or only a very tragedy. She brought fun in space, and that`s what counts the lot.

-For everything else MASTER CARD!! XD

-When I was a kid I wanted to be an astronaut, when I see shit like this I don't have any regrets I didn't.

-I was just sitting there , The Hatch just Blew . Nope , I didn't touch anything . It Just Blew.

-"Lipstick no, compact no. What's with these wrenches? This isn't my bag!"

-did they check lost and found ?? maybe someone handed it in

-Women..*sigh*..

-Luckily she doesn't work in nuclear industry.

Opening - Atlantis Style

Just watch:



Source: Neatorama.

The Moral of the Story is...

A wealthy old Gentleman decides to go on a hunting safari in Africa, taking his faithful, elderly German Shepherd along for the trip. One day the old German Shepherd starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch.

The old German Shepherd thinks, 'Oh, oh! I'm in deep doo-doo now!' Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is about to leap, the old German Shepherd exclaims loudly, 'Boy, that was one delicious leopard! I wonder, if there are any more around here?'

Hearing this, the young leopard halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees. 'Whew!' says the leopard, 'That was close! That old German Shepherd nearly had me!'

Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the leopard. So, off he goes, but the old German Shepherd sees him heading after the leopard with great speed, and figures that something must be up.

The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard.

The young leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, 'Here, monkey, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving canine!

Now, the old German Shepherd sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back and thinks, 'What am I going to do now?', but instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet, and just when they get close enough to hear, the old German Shepherd says...
'Where's that damn monkey? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another leopard!'


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Free Hugs

Please, hug someone you love today.



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Morning Mummy

..more like morning yummies.


Source: Craftzine

Slow Motion Lightening

Awesome video that I found featured in Neatorama. I could not resist but share.

Quotes that Made Us Laugh and Wince - Part#2

"If I had a choice of having a woman in my arms or shooting a bad guy on a horse, I'd take the horse. It's a lot more fun" - Kevin Costner, Actor.


"Whenever I watch TV and I see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I would love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
- Mariah Carey, Pop Singer.


"I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were ever supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever." - Miss Alabama, in the 1994 Miss Universe contest, when asked if she would want to live forever.


"The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush." - Sylvestor Stallone, Actor.


"If only faces could talk..." - Pat Summerall, Sportscaster, during the Super Bowl.


"Minks are mean little critters. Vicous, horrible little animals who eat their own. They're not beavers. I wouldn't wear beavers. I'd rather have a mink coat made of mean little critters that are killed in a very nice way and treated nicely for their short, mean lives so that I could keep warm."- Valerie Perrine, Actress.


"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body."
- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.


"Always go to other peoples' funerals, otherwise they won't go to yours."
- Yogi Berra, Baseball player.


"Fiction writing is great, you can make up almost anything." - Ivana Trump, on finishing her first novel.


"I'd run over my own mother to win the Super Bowl."
- Joe Jacoby, NFL Football player, of the Washington Redskins.


"I have a God-given talent. I got it from my dad." - Julian Wakefield, Missouri basketball player.


Source: Amusing Facts

Quotes that Made Us Laugh and Wince - Part#1

"I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness."- Alicia Silverstone, Actress.


"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious."
- Alan Minter, Boxer.


"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada." - Britney Spears, Pop Singer.


"It isn't pollution that is hurting the environment, it's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." - Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President.


"A billion here, a billion there, sooner or later it adds up to real money."
- Everett Dirksen, Congressman.


"If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight." - George Gobel.


"Yes, maam? Right here, this lady. No, she! Yes, right, second row. Next to the guy in the blue shirt, holding her left hand up. It's a he? Sorry about that. Gotta be careful. I'm very sorry. Go ahead! I'm, excuse me, I'm very sorry. Go, ah, I, a thousand apologies, go ahead."
- George Bush Sr., Former U.S. President, at a press conference.


"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life." - Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign.


"China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese."
- Charles De Gaulle, former French President.


"I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."
- Greg Norman, Golfer.


"Give Bill a second term, and Al Gore and I will be turned loose to do what we really want to do." - Hillary Clinton, former first lady, at a Democratic fundraiser.


Source: Amusing Facts

Brain Quirks You Might Not Know About

StepCase Lifehack provided this entertaining list of Nine Brain Quirks You Did Not Realize You Had:

1) Your short-term memory has a max capacity of seven.

Humans have three forms of memory: sensory, long-term and short-term. Long-term memory is like hard-drive space, while short-term memory works like a very small RAM. This short-term memory can hold only about five to nine (average is seven) items at a time.
Remembering information longer than this requires you to either compress it down into seven units or store it in long-term memory. Most phone numbers are only seven digits.

4) You have two nervous systems.

One set controls excitation and the other controls inhibition. If you hold out your hand, you might notice minor tremors. This is caused by slight, random differences in the amount each of the two systems are firing.

7) You can perceive depth with one eye.

It’s a myth that depth perception is entirely the result of having two eyes. Binocular vision does assist in making a three-dimensional picture. However, most of your ability to perceive depth comes from inside your brain. It has been wired to look at angles and proportions to judge distance.

If you required two eyes to perceive depth then most optical illusions wouldn’t work and it would be incredibly difficult to gather information from flat photographs. Not to mention a lot more one-eyed pirates walking overboard.

Wedding's First Dance: Evoultion of Dance

A very creative and sweet video of Brian and Katie dancing their first wedding dance - evolution style! On their YouTube page, they posted the video and said:

This is the first dance we did at our wedding July 28, 2007. We don't have a copy of the music, list of songs, we just created our own version of the very popular evolution of dance, borrowing some of his ideas and mixing in a few of our own...thanks for watching!

Hello

My co-worker is hilarious. One of the things that cracks me up is the way he says hello when he walks into the office. I thought it was something that he made up until I watched this video. I sat there and laughed hysterically for five minutes straight. Now I know where he got his hello from. By the way, my co-worker is not Indian.

Bored? Let's Jump!

(Caves of Swallows) / Mexico - The largest cave shaft in the world:


(Majlis Al Jinn) / Oman - Eighth largest cave chamber in the world:

Blu

Awesome video from Blu blog. It is a short film about moving graffiti on public walls.

Bend it like Beckham

Comet, a goldfish, can really bend it like Beckham.

Um..Evolution Theories?

A little girl asked her mother: How did the human race appear?

The mother answered: God made Adam and Eve, they had children, and so was all mankind made.

Two days later, she asked her father the same question. The father answered:
Many years ago, there were monkeys from which the human race has developed.

The confused girl returned to her mother and said: Mom, how is it possible that you told me that the human race was created by God, and Papa says that they were developed from monkeys?

The mother answered: Well dear, it is very simple. I told you about the origin of my side of the family while your father told you about the origin of his side...

Why Parents Get Drunk Sometimes

The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned in sick one day and was not yet in the office. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper.

' Hello ? '

'Is your daddy home?' he asked.

' Yes ,' whispered the small voice.

'May I talk with him?'

The child whispered, ' No .'

Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, 'Is your Mommy there?'

'Yes'

'May I talk with her?'

Again the small voice whispered, ' No .'

Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, 'Is anybody else there?'


' Yes ,' whispered the child, ' a policeman '.


Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, 'May I speak with the policeman?'


' No, he's busy ', whispered the child.


'Busy doing what?'


' Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman ,' came the whispered answer.


Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background through the ear piece on the phone, the boss asked, 'What is that noise?'

' A helicopter ' answered the whispering voice.

'What is going on there?' demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.

Again, whispering, the child answered, 'The search team just landed a helicopter .'

Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, 'What are they searching for?'

Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle...

' Me .'

Things People Actually Said in Court

Read what some lawyers or witnesses actually said in court - excerpts from "Disorder in Court" book.

Featured by Scribd.

Q: What is your date of birth?

A: July fifteen.

Q: What year?

A: Every year.

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Q: How old is your son, the one living with you?

A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.

Q: How long has he lived with you?

A: Forty-five years.

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Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?

A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"

Q: And why did that upset you?

A: My name is Susan.

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Q: And where was the location of the accident?

A: Approximately milepost 499.

Q: And where is milepost 499?

A: Probably between milepost 498 and 500.

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Q: Sir, what is your IQ?

A: Well, I can see pretty well, I think.

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Q: Did you blow your horn or anything?

A: After the accident?

Q: Before the accident.

A: Sure, I played for ten years. I even went to school for it.

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Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about
it until the next morning?

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Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?

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Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?

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Q: Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the war?

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Q: Did he kill you?

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Q: How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?

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Q: You were there until the time you left, is that true?

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Q: How many times have you committed suicide?

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Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?

A: Yes.

Q: And what were you doing at that time?

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Q: She had three children, right?

A: Yes.

Q: How many were boys?

A: None.

Q: Were there any girls?

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Q: You say the stairs went down to the basement?

A: Yes.

Q: And these stairs, did they go up also?

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Q: Mr. Slatery, you went on a rather elaborate honeymoon, didn't you?

A: I went to Europe, Sir.

Q: And you took your new wife?

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Q: How was your first marriage terminated?

A: By death.

Q: And by whose death was it terminated?

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Q: Can you describe the individual?

A: He was about medium height and had a beard.

Q: Was this a male, or a female?

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Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?

A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.

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Q: All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you go to?

A: Oral.

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Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?

A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.

Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?

A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy.

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Q: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?

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Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?

A: No.

Q: Did you check for blood pressure?

A: No.

Q: Did you check for breathing?

A: No.

Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began
the autopsy?

A: No.

Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?

A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.

Q: But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?

A: It is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.

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What Would Tyler Durden Do?

"What Would Tyler Durden Do" is a blog focused on bringing you the latest gossip and news about rich and famous celebrities. And then making fun of them. Why? Because f#%@ them, that's why.

WWTDD

If you really want to roll on the floor laughing, pay What Would Tyler Durden Do? a visit. The way the author makes fun of celebs is just hilarious. His comments are smart and drop-dead funny. My favorite parts are the "[someone] has still got it" and "I think I am in love" entries where he posts ugly/weird pictures of celebrities and rants about how beautiful and gorgeous they are. Warning: The blog may contain offensive pictures and language.

Immersive Videos

Forget the 360 degree view of photos! Behold the 360 degree view of videos from Immersive Videos.
Here is a sample. Move you mouse over the video when it starts to see different views:

Dollar Store Scarlett O'Hara Dress

Craftzine blog posted a cute story inspired by Gone with the Wind movie about Scarlett O'Hara's famous dress:

Craftster user Grenouille78 created a replica of Scarlett O'Hara's famous green-and-white picnic dress from Gone With the Wind using just $10 worth of materials from the dollar store. Talk about making something out of nothing!

The original dress: